fic not-writing meme

[waterscroll]

::glares angrily at pile of drafts that somehow don't write themselves::

Since I seem not to be in a fic-writing headspace right now, let's have a meme: You give me a prompt and I'll tell you about the fic I'm not going to write based on it.

Alternatively, give me a description of a fic you're not going to write and I'll tell you about the squeeful comment I'd have written on it if it existed.

Comments

[extrapenguin]

Ohh that is one very fun fic synopsis! Especially with a) Ye Zun realizing he doesn't actually understand gege as well as he thought he did and b) the game dev being all "lol I made shit up". I suppose if he ever got on a Kunlun route by mistake he'd figure out b) beforehand, but then again, he might've just chalked that up to the game offering up Original Kunlun, killed by the Rebels, instead of Fake Kunlun.

Like, he keeps making choices that value victory over everything, and then ends up smooching Ma Gui and very confused.
I think I want fanart of this now? Ye Zun's face as he is suddenly kissing Ma Gui but also very, very confused.

[waterscroll]

Haha it almost makes me wish I could write it.

Ye Zun intentionally and actively avoided the Kunlun route by intentionally not making any choices that emphasized personal loyalty and tolerance. Once he *almost* got on it by smashing buttons at random but got the hell off as soon as he realized where it was going. It's too bad, he'd probably have enjoyed it. Maybe after he figures out what is going on he can play that route for fun.

Ye Zun's face as he is suddenly kissing Ma Gui but also very, very confused.

Oh yes, the unwritten fic would have to come with nonexistent illustrations, especially end of route CGs with Ye Zun confusedly kissing the different love interests.

Thank you for the prompt and the comment!